Strike 1: THE NEW GUI LOOKS POSITIVELY DREADFUL! HOLY SHIT!
- I haven't been on much and was really stalling to play S4 again after the announcement of the new GUI and the 1 million threads complaining about it. I thought it wouldn't hurt to check it out, but after I logged in, I stared dumbfounded at the monstrosity that lay before me--which, by the way, looked like a five-year-old made it. (All my fears about the comic sans and whatnot came true. The interface is so plain, flat, and ugly that I tried to sign up for that Old Lobby Petition on alaplaya, but it was already closed. D:) You can't see the players in a room, which I often use to see if there are names of people that I recognize with better ping to me. The list of available rooms keeps flickering and re-arranging as soon as it changes. Once in the room, you can't see the clothes or weapons of other players. This is a major disappointment because I for the longest time, always chose my battles; I'm not much inclined to enter a losing team against all FP+++ APAPAPAPPAPAPAPAP!!!!!!!!FUCKKK!!!!
!!!! users unless I'm feeling lucky, that my team can counter it, or prepared to lose but benefit from pity.
- You know, it's not even a problem that the GUI is radically different than the old one. The problem is that it SUCKS. FUNCTIONALLY AND AESTHETICALLY, IT IS NOT AN IMPROVED VERSION OF THE OLD GUI. YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO CHANGE SHIT TO MAKE IT WORSE. WAS IT EATING UP PENTAVISION'S ENERGY BILL OR WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING? WHY HASN'T THE DESIGNER BEEN FIRED YET? WHO THE FUCK VOTED YES AS THE DESIGN WAS UNVEILED AT THE COMPANY MEETING ROOM?
Strike 2: DOUCHEBAG EGO-ERS WHO TELL PEOPLE WHAT TO DO AND ARE A TOTAL DICK ABOUT IT. So, there was this 2v2 Tunnel room. My team was a pro (in rank and yeah, in skill, maybe but he was doing better than me) playing against some semi rookies, one male and one female character.
- My teammate would sometimes get annoyed at me for dying right behind him in the tunnel and being unable to pickup and score. He made short remarks like "-__-" or "why didnt u revo," which probably happened after I killed the hero-running, zig-zagging enemy, then tried to kill their teammate but they scored and died on the goal. Well EX-FUCKING-CUSE ME! I HAVE DEFAULT HP, ATTACK, AND DEFENSE AND A LITTLE MORE THAN NORMAL SP. I'M NOT GONNA TANK THE 2 ENEMY'S HITS WHEN THEY'RE ALL ON ME AT THE TUNNEL ENTRANCE USING BREAKER/SPYDAGGER/PS IN THEIR AP CLOTHES, PICK UP THE BALL AND THEN SCORE FOR YOU! I didn't use the "I DONT HAVE AP" argument though because I didn't wanna look like an idiot or explain further. Only average players like me would probably understand... But at one point he even had the nerve to tell me shit like "revo aim better"! Yeah because suddenly after you command me to aim better, I'm gonna start head-shot-critting every rev clip and then we can steamrollan this match like nobody's business. I was so fucking annoyed; he doesn't know me and has never played with me in his LIFE!!! I didn't bother to go into detail, but basically I haven't played in a while and need to re-learn my aim. I don't need someone to tell me to "aim better" without saying anything useful at all. At least he shut up about my aim after I explained it to him. Seriously, it felt like it didn't even matter that I was trying hard to grab the ball and back him up and keep up with him. I AINT INVINCIBLE FOOL NOT EVERYONE IS LIKE YOU STFU.
- The second asshole was the male semi-rookie, who, from the very moment he joined, kept dropping hints that he was just such a fantastic player! Each of his deaths were accompanied by some comment that felt like an explanation as to why he died. At this point, he was using a more defensive set, like railgun. I could ignore his comments, but he kept yelling at his teammate, saying stuff like "TEAM!?!?!!? WHERE WERE YOU" but hello you are part of this TWO-MAN TEAM you are screaming at! He was camping base, hardly backing up his partner, who was doing all the rushing and doubled back to defend! He was even saying "oh I can't wait to change my set blahblah," as if he'd expect to completely turn the tide with such a magnificent event. When I scored after going a pretty long distance with a little hp, he then directly berated his teammate for failing to land one shot (prolly enough to kill me). Like what the fuck was he doing then? He needed to keep his eyes on the ball himself. It's a 2v2 on a relatively large map; sometimes a runner is too far away and there's walls blocking them. It's disappointing, but it happens. I stood up for his teammate by telling him to calm down, but I guess after that I was picking a fight because I really couldn't stand his personality anymore. I don't know if he was joking about saying that his yelling was calming down, but I wasn't in the mood to take shit and told him that his yelling was unfounded. Seriously, go say sorry to your teammate or gtfo because it looks like a BS excuse to avoid admitting that you're wrong. Not everyone is great at S4, but it's not like she was an awful deadweight or something. It pissed me off that she just took it, too: Her responses were like... accepting of his accusations! -_- I stopped defending her though because she didn't speak up. I guess she didn't want my help so I took the hint. Then blahblahblah, he gives more stupid comebacks that really have no logical weight, and I just block him FOREVA.
The best part of the match was when he RQ'd right after I scored our 7th goal HAHAHAHA LOOOOOOOOL TROLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!
I HAD THE LAST LAUGH. BETCH.
Oh, and thanks for listening if you read all of that.
This post has been edited by PSHYCHEDELISHHH: 03 August 2011 - 09:28 AM


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