[Flurospar]

I finally hit that magical milestone. 300 losses. How should i celebrate?
http://i53.tinypic.com/351scu9.jpg

Im thinking of getting a giant cake that has "Embrace the utter fail" written in icing. And some balloons too, ******'s love balloons.

Had the most wonderful ramp up to this 300th loss too

298th loss: Akali 6/0/4
Reason for loss: Squishies overextending with no escape spells. Ezreal and Brittlesticks feeding GP and Garen.

299th loss: Udyr 5/3/1
Reason for loss: Lux feeding 12 kills in 10 minutes then leaving the game. Rest of the team kinda derped and Ez ragequit too.

300th loss: Taric 6/4/10
Reason for loss: SS was posted above, Malz refused to mid lane, Ashe didnt know how to build, she started with a Doran's Ring first......yeah. Morde couldn't solo lane and needed me there for him to last hit minions. Singed didn't know that Sivir had a spell shield and kept giving her free mana to push with. And me as roaming Taric trying to hold everything together.



I'm so tempted to just start playing carries only. I really can't depend on anyone in queue to do their job.

Anyways. back to eating cake :3

[SeoulHeart ♥]

lol I've had so many positive games, and I am racking up losses dueeeee to bad teammates feeding =[

[Mayul]

Heart ♥, on 29 June 2011 - 07:19 AM, said:

lol I've had so many positive games, and I am racking up losses dueeeee to bad teammates feeding =[

i.e me

[*PvP*Katsss]

uhh free ez this week, i dont want them on my team

[Wolx.]

I've had my 500th lost already. :[
We should queue more often, Fluro.

[konakona]

I'm about 40 away from my 300th loss, and 30 away from my 300th win

Back then it was playing Prostitute Surrender-a-thons, nowadays I roll with some Japanese skype people that play carries and then wants to surrender 15 minutes in because the score "is already 0 - 4"


I've already lost all faith in humanity

Maybe this is why I don't even bother zipping up my fly in public while freeballing

[NecroSan]

I'm getting perilously close to 600 losses.